The Springfield Requirement - Man accidentally shoots wife during sex

This definitely lives up to the Springfield requirement.  (The requirement that I made up that postulates that in order for something like this to happen, you have to be from a place named Springfield.  It’s similar to being “over the rainbow.”)

Man Says Wife Was Accidentally Shot During Sex - Cincinnati News Story - WLWT Cincinnati

SPRINGFIELD, Ohio — A Tri-State woman is in critical condition Wednesday after police say her husband shot her while they were having sex.

Timothy Havens, 38, told Springfield police he was reaching for something on the nightstand when the pistol went off, hitting his estranged wife Carolyn in the upper chest. (Hear part of the 911 call)

Carolyn Havens, 42, is being treated at Miami Valley Hospital in Dayton.

Guns don’t kill people….

…people kill people.

However, I bet guns hurt!

Cop shoots himself after gun-safety lesson - Weird news- msnbc.com

MONROE, Ohio - A top cop mistakenly shot himself in the thigh after giving his daughter a lesson in gun safety, police said.

Middletown police Chief Greg Schwarber, 54, was preparing to clean his Glock .45-caliber pistol on Friday and didn’t realize the gun was still loaded, according to a police report.